Man, are you gonna fry...

And in my continuing coverage of the fall of the (former) pastor Ted Haggard, right-wing zealot and full-time hypocrite, this gem from the New York Times:

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Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after three weeks of intensive counseling, he is “completely heterosexual,”...
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After a one-night intensive course in ass-fucking, I am sure everything will be fine again.

Let's all thank God for that, shall we?

I know I am.